The daily comedy prompt archives
Just me, myself, and [blank]
Worst 5 words to hear on your wedding day?
The weirdest text to wake up to in the morning
Write your personal jingle/motto in 5 words or less
American Horror Story: [blank]
Millennial greeting cards messages
Things you would never want to hear your mom say
A text that would let your friends know you are in trouble without saying it outright
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I need Uber Eats but for…
Cheese makes everything better, even [blank]. (Today's prompt is sponsored by @meltshop.)
Weird... My horoscope told me to…
Hell is a place on Earth, and it's...
Best alternative use for a pasta strainer?
Weirdest thing that could happen in an elevator
I'm the best person for this job because [blank]!
Worst promposal EVER that can fit on a sign
America’s Next Top [blank]
All that glitters is [blank] (today's prompt was sponsored by Fluide)!
Title the sitcom about your life.
It’s not you, it’s [blank]
My dream job (that would never exist) is:
Best women’s rights protest slogan
To All the Boys I [blank].
Describe your worst Uber experience in 5 words.
I joined a cult for the [blank].
Why catcall women when you can [blank]?
Most useless college course?
Girls just wanna have [blank]
How to end a relationship in 4 words?
First thing you’d do in a zombie apocalypse?